Well.. We're still here. The robots have really put us to work gathering "things" to sell. We have found a ton of neat things for the house and the kiddos. You can see them in our Robo World Store online - new items are coming in each week!
Even though we have been instructed to say this on threat of replacement, I can honestly tell you the coffee and treats have turned into a dee-licious setup. We decided to use the money given to us by the robots to support our local economy and invest in businesses using good ethical practices. Do you know what great butter, great eggs, and full fat buttermilk get you? A deliciously fluffy hot buttermilk waffle stick. I mean.. Wow. I don't want to toot my own horn, but these things are blowing me away. Pair it with a cup of Onyx coffee (roasted in Russellville, Arkansas), and you have a quick breakfast sure to crush any quick bite competitors.
As far as things to come? The robots have said we need to get to work on games, so that's what we'll do. If you want to stay up on the progress, follow the Robo World Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter accounts. I'll be sure to post photos here as well.
Thanks for checking in!
I am one of the humans commissioned by our robot employers to set up this website. Well, they hired us to paint first - something about paint supply companies discriminating against robotic hand shapes - then they told us to make this website. Next we are making waffles or something? To be frank, we have no idea what we are doing, but the pay is good, so we keep doing it.
Actually, the pay is meh. We get free coffee, and the coffee is good, so we keep doing it.
Anyway, I am supposed to get on here to tell you that their "plan" is finally coming together, and you can purchase their coffee, treats, and various items of entertainment in May. I assume I'll be the one sharing updates about all of this here. Between you and me, we poked around through some of their stuff, and it's not like any business plan I've ever seen. Not that I've seen a business plan... Whatever. Besides the point. It's weird, and I don't know what to expect. I'll just keep typing it here.
I did grab a snapshot of one of the clankers. This one is Rob Bot (psh.. original). He was waiting for repairs from Cal, my partner, after a coffee spill incident.
I guess robots and coffee don't mix. But humans and coffee sure do.. I'm going to get more coffee now. See you next month!