Delicous Treats Arriving May 2022

​Hi!
I am one of the humans commissioned by our robot employers to set up this website. Well, they hired us to paint first - something about paint supply companies discriminating against robotic hand shapes - then they told us to make this website. Next we are making waffles or something? To be frank, we have no idea what we are doing, but the pay is good, so we keep doing it.

Actually, the pay is meh. We get free coffee, and the coffee is good, so we keep doing it.

Anyway, I am supposed to get on here to tell you that their "plan" is finally coming together, and you can purchase their coffee, treats, and various items of entertainment in May. I assume I'll be the one sharing updates about all of this here. Between you and me, we poked around through some of their stuff, and it's not like any business plan I've ever seen. Not that I've seen a business plan... Whatever. Besides the point. It's weird, and I don't know what to expect. I'll just keep typing it here.

I did grab a snapshot of one of the clankers. This one is Rob Bot (psh.. original). He was waiting for repairs from Cal, my partner, after a coffee spill incident.

I guess robots and coffee don't mix. But humans and coffee sure do.. I'm going to get more coffee now. See you next month!

- Flora